Worst use of the American Flag in a design

In honor of the upcoming Independence Day, I present to you what is in my opinion the single worst use of the American Flag in any design, ever. Also might win for worst attempt at jingoistic patriotism ever. Seriously, if you're trying to honor the flag, why would you want your armpits sweating all over it? (and if you're trying to do the opposite, wouldn't flag boxers make more sense?)